Chopper

Ready to take the next step from Mechanically Separated Meat? Looking forward to the next level of Intergalactic Butchery? Then take a look at the Chopper!

Don't let its basic looks deceive you: hidden lasers and a super AI will scan each human individually to give you the best cuts based on their unique features. Don't bother trying to tell it otherwise.

Connect it to a conveyer belt to feed it whole humans and get lovely parts from the other side, an essential part of any production line that it's worth a dime.

Parts are tastier and pricier than simple MSM, so we can guarantee: short term return of your investment, 'cause you will never get your squid back!