Blood Drainer

One of the technological wonders provided by the Intergalactic Vampyre Association, this clever machine will drain the humans dry out of their precious life fluid, keeping your factory nice and tidy during the rest of the butchery process.

We can't guarantee that no humans were harmed during the development of this product, and have no field information regarding the painlessness of the experience as subject tests have the tendency to die during the process.

I'm sure this means there are more creative uses for this machine... but we've only been allowed to advertise it as a blood drainer, so there you have it.

"It's a machine that drains blood!"